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World War Two Will Not Take Place

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Set during an alternative version of 1938 with Bill James' trademark satirical take on events - England,1938. War looms, but the Prime minister's talks with Hitler in Munich seem to result in a pact of peace. Now Mount, a secret service officer, is sent on an undercover mission to Berlin. But with all this talk of peace he starts to wonder whether his mission has any point. All until a meeting with Toumlin and two good-time girls from the local bar results in a broken chair. Could this chair have been not only the key to his mission but also the key to peace?
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    • Kirkus

      March 15, 2011

      King Edward VIII invites Hitler to Britain.

      With Wallis as his consort and the idea of abdication circumvented, King Edward VIII is delighted with Chamberlain's peace accord with the Third Reich. Despite the misgivings of some members of Parliament, he asks Hitler to come to Britain to cement their friendship. SB, head of the Section, a secret-service division, is wary of Hitler and sends undercover agent Marcus Mount to Berlin to learn if the Führer is cozying up to Stalin in preparation for war against England. Mount and his contact, a German spying for the Brits, soon draw the attention of Major Andreas Valk, who has them tailed. The plot finds time for the slapstick collapse of a living-room chair and the attempts to replace it; quality time with Inge and Olga, two good-natured whores working out of the Toledo Club; introductions to a pair of mid-level German agents who go rogue and have to be called off by higher-ups; and much opening and closing of curtains to signal when it's OK to meet. Valk and his two renegade underlings are sent to London to oversee safety measures for Hitler's visit and embarrass the Crown by gathering proof of a cabinet minister's dalliance with a married lady. They do, but not before a German spymaster's wife avenges her husband's dalliances by tearing up the Toledo. There'll be more tailing, murders engineered to look like accidents, suggestions of an attempt on Hitler's life that feature a book depository and a grassy knoll and, finally, a submarine ride to safety for some lucky souls.

      James, who can out-mean the noir-est of the bunch (the Harpur & Iles series), turns puckish here. He has a field day with the psychology of spycraft, from refusing to give a direct answer to a simple question to tailing one's shadow to turning second-guessing into an art form.

      (COPYRIGHT (2011) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

    • Booklist

      Starred review from May 1, 2011
      James creates a clever spy thriller by weaving real historical eventsWorld War II, the abdication of King Edward, elements of the Kennedy assassination transposed to another timewith concocted events that sound real but never took place. With WWII looming, British SIS agent Marcus Mount is sent to Berlin to meet Toumlin, a German double agent, to find out whether an alliance between Russia and Germany is imminent. Although Mount is only an inexperienced junior spy, even he can sense theres more to the mission than hes told, and when Toumlin disappears, he starts to worry in earnest. While Mount is busy fretting in Berlin, three German security police are in London, ostensibly to plan for Hitlers forthcoming state visit but mainly to dig up dirt on a high-level British government official. As in all good spy novels, the reader is kept in the dark (along with poor Mount) until the end, when the whole diabolical master plot is revealed. James creates a skillfully crafted story filled with his trademark humor and rat-a-tat dialogue that changes from laugh-out-loud hilarious to darkly acerbic to chillingly demonic in the blink of an eye. An inventive and clever must-read for espionage fans.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2011, American Library Association.)

    • Kirkus

      March 15, 2011

      King Edward VIII invites Hitler to Britain.

      With Wallis as his consort and the idea of abdication circumvented, King Edward VIII is delighted with Chamberlain's peace accord with the Third Reich. Despite the misgivings of some members of Parliament, he asks Hitler to come to Britain to cement their friendship. SB, head of the Section, a secret-service division, is wary of Hitler and sends undercover agent Marcus Mount to Berlin to learn if the F�hrer is cozying up to Stalin in preparation for war against England. Mount and his contact, a German spying for the Brits, soon draw the attention of Major Andreas Valk, who has them tailed. The plot finds time for the slapstick collapse of a living-room chair and the attempts to replace it; quality time with Inge and Olga, two good-natured whores working out of the Toledo Club; introductions to a pair of mid-level German agents who go rogue and have to be called off by higher-ups; and much opening and closing of curtains to signal when it's OK to meet. Valk and his two renegade underlings are sent to London to oversee safety measures for Hitler's visit and embarrass the Crown by gathering proof of a cabinet minister's dalliance with a married lady. They do, but not before a German spymaster's wife avenges her husband's dalliances by tearing up the Toledo. There'll be more tailing, murders engineered to look like accidents, suggestions of an attempt on Hitler's life that feature a book depository and a grassy knoll and, finally, a submarine ride to safety for some lucky souls.

      James, who can out-mean the noir-est of the bunch (the Harpur & Iles series), turns puckish here. He has a field day with the psychology of spycraft, from refusing to give a direct answer to a simple question to tailing one's shadow to turning second-guessing into an art form.

      (COPYRIGHT (2011) KIRKUS REVIEWS/NIELSEN BUSINESS MEDIA, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.)

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